Frank A. Dragon - Advice you shouldn't take

Gordon's brother Frank has no experience as an advice columnist, and little life experience to back up his claims since he spends most of his time sleeping under mountains full of ill-gotten gold. Come to think of it, he has no experience whatsoever where humans are concerned, and should probably leave the affairs of mankind alone. But Frank is a stubborn one, and Gordon owed him a favor, so Frank has a column of his own. The staff at Electric Dragon Café in no way suggests that ANYONE attempt to use this advice in a real life situation. Dragon's live a long time. There are those who suggest World War II, the fall of Rome, the extinction of the unicorns, that nasty debacle with the apple, and even the Sponge Bob movie were all influenced in some way by Frank, so take his advice with a grain of salt, and remember that clearer thinking people will take it not at all.

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Dog Pee/Tootsie Pops/Neighbors - posted October 15, '07

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